Cluck-ing Away

Im getting that itch to move again.

It's one of those really annoying ones in the back of the throat. You know, you can't quite reach it with your tongue, but you try anyway. Forcing out a barroge of "Click, cluck, clakin" -ing noises you can only assume rival a Khoisan mating ritual...

Sure, you can try some old timey methods. You can drink pepper water, eat pineapple, or stand on your head and gargle.

I think maybe that last one is for hiccups.

But it's equally as effective. Which is to say, not at all.

The frustration, of course, lies mainly in the futile attempts to relieve.